Kalaxir's Proper Introduction

This is Kalaxir, Dark Lord of General Nonsense.  He will report on all Lego sets I (Jared) purchase from now on.  It takes  27 pieces to make him, 31 if you count the stud shooters he occasionally uses for weapons tests.  By the way, yes, those are  mechanical wings on his back.

Isn't he a beauty?

Full Name: Dark Lord Seroc Kalaxir, Ruler of General Nonsense, Begum of the Maloloan Illuminati, Concocter of Nighmares, Master of Evil, with an Associate's Degree in Engineering

Born: Unknown, but he is from the future.   

Birth Location: Unknown, but in what is now Southern Germany/ Bavaria and won't be then.

Home Base:  Dal'Tarif Fortress on the planet of Thanotia, located roughly 3000 light-years from Earth in THAT direction,

Weapons of Choice: Electric Staff, Red Pulse Cannons, Evil armies, Time- Distorting Wings

Favorite Occupations:  Hosting Dark Lord fights, gaining power, altering history for the worse, watching Michael Bay movies, gaining power, conquering worlds, reading Edith Wharton books, and general nonsense.  Did I mention gaining power?

Pet Peeves: Losing, Protagonists, Superhero movies, Romantic comedies, reading non-depressing books, (which is why he reads Edith Wharton), other villains upstaging him, jokes (he never understands the punchline)

Known Affiliates/ Buisness partners: Darth Vader, Saruman, Ultron, "Buford"*, The Dark Army, the Borg, Thanos, Howard the Duck, the Weeping Angels,  Randall Flagg, Green Goblin/ Norman Osborne, the Emperor, Count Dooku, Vladimir Dukov*, Dracula, Gyntho Duras*, the Joker,  Harrison Wells/ Eobard Thawne, Jar Jar Binks, and many other masters of evil.  *My own characters

Known Enemies: The International Red Cross, the Avengers, the Jedi, the Doctor, Batman, the Federation, and all other organizations or individuals devoted to good,