Jared's (Kalaxir's First) LEGO review

HEY GUYS, IT'S DARK LORD KALAXIR HERE FOR ANOTHER LEGO SHOWCASE. 

THIS WEEK ITS MY RIVAL DARTH VADER"S IMPERIAL AT-AP.

 THIS VEHICLE IS WORTH THE FIFTY BUCKS THAT I DIDN'T PAY FOR IT. (It was a gift)

IT COMES WITH AGENT KALLUS (Callous, good pun Star Wars Rebels!) A STORMTROOPER, AND TWO PILOTS.  ALL BUT THE STORMTROOPER ARE EXCLUSIVE TO THIS SET AT PRESENT.

(That helmet looks vaguely familiar.  Dem sideburns!)

 SINCE I'M A DARK LORD, I'LL START WITH THE PROBLEMS.  EVER TRIED TO GET ONE OF THESE THINGS TO WALK?  THERE IS ONLY ONE HINGE ON THE LEGS, MAKING IT IMPOSSIBLE TO MOVE ACCURATELY.  

FURTHERMORE, THERE ARE TWO MISSILE LAUNCHERS AT THE FRONT THAT SHOOT IF THE HEAD OF THE WALKER IS TURNED TOO FAR RIGHT OR LEFT. THIS CAN RESULT IN SERIOUS FATALITIES.  I ACCIDENTALLY SHOT MY MOTHER WHEN THIS HAPPENED! (True story.)

LASTLY, THE VEHICLE DOES NOT BALANCE WELL ON CARPET.  THANKFULLY, NO DARK LORDS WERE HURT WHEN THIS FACT WAS DISCOVERED.

HOWEVER, THAT CANNON ON THE FRONT IS SINISTER ENOUGH FOR MY TASTE.

THANKFULLY, DARTH VADER ALSO ORDERED A SPACIOUS INTERIOR.

THE REBELS WILL BE FORCED TO BOW TO THE EMPIRE, AS LONG AS THE AT-AP STAYS BALANCED! IF THEY USE CARPET IN THEIR SECRET BASES, WE ARE DOOMED!

OVERALL, THIS SET GETS A THREE AND A HALF OUT OF FIVE SCORE.  THERE, I RATED THE SET. MY WORK HERE IS DONE. NOW I MUST GO AND CONQUER THE WORLD.   GOODBYE! MUHAHAHAHA!!!

(Let me know in the comments if Kalaxir should be fired or not.)