I got bored after catching a cold, so I decided to sponsor another Dark Lord contest. What can I say? I'm busy taking over the world, so I thought I'd start by taking over this blog. Gorrell brothers, you can't stop me! Do your worst! I'm prepared for you!
Anyway. I rented a place from the Goblin King, assembled an audience, and prepared the fight.
The book is the prize. I hate literature, except for Edith Wharton.
Anubis, Savages,Gangsters,Orcs, Ghosts Snowtroopers,Ninjas, Outlaws, Nazis, and Huns
There are always two contestants. This time, it was Ghazi, lord of the Ghazar cavalry, a personal friend whom "volunteered" after somehow destroying one of my many outposts during a battle that got out of hand.
The other contestant was Sir Droghelda, who had annoyed me by fighting against Ghazi in that particular battle. I was not amused by his shroud of penance.
Let the battle begin!
The battle begins.
Ghazi is a bit of a martial arts expert as well as a master swordsman.
However, Droghelda is also a skilled fighter.
The first blow is struck!
They're not fighting very well.
Ghazi misjudged that landing.
But he recovers! Excellent move. Both men drop their maces and duel.
Ghazi goes in for the killing stroke.
Deathstroke! Ghazi wins!
To the victor go the spoils.
But, the audience wanted more, and began rioting for more. So, I took two of the rioters...(cliffhanger time)
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